WILL CHRISTMAS BE CANCELED?!?
IS THIS GOING TO BE A HOLIDAY SNOWMAGEDDON?
IS THERE A REASON I’M TYPING IN ALL-CAPS AND APPEAR EXHILARATED ABOUT A MASSIVE WINTER STORM POISED TO WREAK HAVOC ON HOLIDAY TRAVELERS ACROSS THE CENTRAL AND NORTHERN PLAINS, THE UPPER MIDWEST AND THE GREAT LAKES REGION?
